

Jarlaxle's JournalTwenty Things I Learned at Melee-MagthereJarlaxle's Journal
- compiled by Jarlaxle of Bregan Daerthe
1. All the monsters you heard stories about do exist. 2. Betting pools on who will depose the current Matron are only fun if she never finds out. 3. Dont talk to the little voices; theyre spies for the teachers. 4. The new words you learn actually make the priestesses very angry when used to describe them. 5. You can kill goblins. You can kill elves. You can even kill other drow. But woe to you if you step on a spider! 6. Putting worms in an unpopular teachers underwear isnt j
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Love is putting your heart in someone's hands, and trusting them not to break it.
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Insane asylum or not - if they hand out jackets, it's a CLUB.
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Nothing says "love" like a giant robotic platypus...
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Insane asylum or not - if they hand out jackets, it's a CLUB.
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Nothing says "love" like a giant robotic platypus...
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"Boomerang! I knew you'd come back!" -Sokka
"It's a good thing I'm a mermaid." -Kelsey
"I do not want to go out with the pig... face!" -Dan Burns (Steve Carell in Dan In Real Life=awesome)
Drama Llamas are awesome, you know who you are.
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How has moving been lately?
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Insane asylum or not - if they hand out jackets, it's a CLUB.
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"Boomerang! I knew you'd come back!" -Sokka
"It's a good thing I'm a mermaid." -Kelsey
"I do not want to go out with the pig... face!" -Dan Burns (Steve Carell in Dan In Real Life=awesome)
Drama Llamas are awesome, you know who you are.
>'.'<
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